Dear TNA: Sound Advice

Dear TNA,

My fiance is constantly pleasuring himself.  I don't understand, we have sex twice a week.  Why would he have to do this?

Concerned,
Mrs Jack Hoff

Dear Mrs Hoff,


The world does revolve around you.  Your fiance's jerking has nothing sexually to do with you.  Masturbation is a stress reliever.  For once think of him, figure out what are his triggers.  Money worries, work stress, or your  constant nagging.  Identify his issues and occasionally offer some oral relief with no strings attached.


Andres


Dear Mrs. Hoff,

You've answered your own question.  Men are not as complicated as women, especially in the smash room.  We eat sleep, have sex, and are happy.  Much like a baby except we crap in the toilet, for the most part.


John Anthony


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Beer

Now I don’t want to come off as a beer connoisseur, cause I’m not, I would just like to express my feelings on all these” best beer” discussions, most of us have been involved in.

Now a beer drinker I am. And I would consider most of these so called connoisseurs to be novices at drinking. Most people that discuss beer with me and would have me try a new flavor of the month, really don’t drink at all. They’re more of the PC drinking type. The occasional happy hour so called “social” drinker. Getting high on whatever their peers think is cool.

Beer drinking is something that is passed down through generations. Much like religion and culture, we tend to savor the beer our fathers or uncles drink. Sure I have ventured out into the Bud Ices and Sam Adams and the lager and ales of the world, but always knew where my true blend was. Beer to me is something that can be savored all day. Not jumping from one to the other like bad relationships.

Now like I have stated, I’m not an expert nor do I claim to be one. But my beer has to serve me. Something that’s smooth, not heavy, and doesn’t weigh me down, as versatile as Texas weather.

I’m not gonna do an advertisement for my preference. Not yet anyways. But I can tell you that it is the number one beer in the nation for a reason and others claim to have more taste, because of course it has more flavor if it taste like shit.

JohnAnthony

Producer/Host-The TnA show

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