Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Dear TNA: Sound Advice

Dear TNA,

My fiance is constantly pleasuring himself.  I don't understand, we have sex twice a week.  Why would he have to do this?

Concerned,
Mrs Jack Hoff

Dear Mrs Hoff,


The world does revolve around you.  Your fiance's jerking has nothing sexually to do with you.  Masturbation is a stress reliever.  For once think of him, figure out what are his triggers.  Money worries, work stress, or your  constant nagging.  Identify his issues and occasionally offer some oral relief with no strings attached.


Andres


Dear Mrs. Hoff,

You've answered your own question.  Men are not as complicated as women, especially in the smash room.  We eat sleep, have sex, and are happy.  Much like a baby except we crap in the toilet, for the most part.


John Anthony


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1 comment:

  1. I heard the advise you gave to a lonely listener last week. I thought you gave some pretty good suggestions on how to get attention from a boyfriend that's stuck to his video games. I just have one question... what do you when the advise works too well and he wont leave you alone? I've tried not shaving my legs but he just wears a long sleeve shirt and tube socks to bed.
    Please, help me, TNA Show.
    Sincerely,
    Rosey in the Valley.

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